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Obviously This Whole Blog is Socially Constructed

Emily: sloppy American, mean ol' lesbian, and non-profit worker. Posts science fiction, fashion, pretty pictures, and American culture.

Posts tagged memes

Oct 19 '14

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Emily

Nickname(s):

  • One of my best friends calls me “Em.” nobody else can, unless I met them through her
  • My dad calls me dumpling
  • My sister used to call me goobah
  • In college people called me Emily Black. And then they called me Emily Yellow. Wiz Khalifa.

Birthday: June 2

Gender: Lady

Sexuality: Lesbian

Height: 5’11”

Time zone: Central

What time and date is it there: October 19th, 9:22am

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 to 8…ish… I’m pretty sure I need 10 tho

OTPs: I like Rose/Kanaya. Asami/Korra. Lois/Clark. Mulder/Scully.

First word that comes to mind: JeeeSUS

What I last said to a family member: “BYE” to my dad as he left my room. We were saying good morning.

One place that makes me happy and why: My office. It’s clean. I feel in control there.

How many blankets I sleep under: 1, right now

Favourite beverage: Fuckin’ grapefruit flavored soda water. I drink one a day. It’s a problem

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Suspiria

Three things I can’t live without: Green things. Tea. Probably, like. Cool breezes. I don’t know. I’m just trying not to say “wifi”

Something I plan on learning: Gardening. Sewing. Urdu script. More complex Sanskrit words. How to keep my fucking house clean. How to flirt with girls.

A piece of advice for all my followers: lmao I left this blank. I’d say… Listen to yourself. Trust yourself.

My blog(s): meatsuit, inspirationblargh, fuckingkrycek (an x-files blog that has nothing on it)

Tagged by: well-behaved-women, whisperwhisk

I tag: tehstripe itskatiesotherblog underthenerdhood bubble-net scratchdoc duckish @antiquatedlace I uh…. am only comfortable tagging people from real life, I…

(Source: k-lionheart)

Jul 8 '14

whisperwhisk asked:

TUMBLR MEME TIME. Post five nice things about yourself, then send this to ten other people you like!

I always ignore these because I am just the pits at coming up with positive things that aren’t the same old bullshit I throw on my resume. But ok. Let’s give it a shot! POSITIVE THINKING.

1. I am fucking amazing at parsing other people’s understanding of the world. I can determine someone’s basic ideological orientation after talking to them for like five minutes. That’s why I love history, specifically finding threads of ideas that just continue onwards and evolve into different forms. So fun.

2. I think I’m entering a point in my life where I’m not so much concerned with “understanding everyone’s point of view” and then “picking the specific point of view that suits mine best.” Now I’m a little more confident about trusting my own judgement, whether or not it exactly conforms to some existing philosophy. I believe that is a trait integral to becoming AN ADULT.

3. I’m really good at putting together color palettes, for clothes and other things.

4. I make a perfect cup of tea.

5. I am very handsome. I am slowly internalizing that idea! It is hard after having a low opinion of my looks for so long, but I am getting used to looking in the mirror and being floored by my hella high cheekbones and piercing gray eyes. Heavens to betsy.

I like everyone, so it’s hard for me to choose just five folks to tag. Also… I don’t want to bother people. 

May 8 '14

Voice meme time! Answering four questions for @longroadstonowhere… it takes me 9 minutes because I am a pro rambler. Feel free to ask me questions!

May 8 '14
captoring:

sugoifancyscamp:

homestuckfan54:

misterbara:

zacharieshusbando:


Recite a poem.




Read the first page to one of your favorite books.




Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.




Do a tongue-twister.




Say something in a different language. 




Share an anecdote.




Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?




Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.




Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.




Tell a joke. 




What did you have to eat today? 




Talk about something that really scares you.




Talk about something that makes you happy.




What is your favorite word?




What is your least favorite word?




What turns you on?




What turns you off?




What sound or noise do you love?




What sound or noise do you hate?




What is your favorite curse word?




What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?




What profession would you not like to do?




If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?




If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.



Someone needs to do this .3.

OMG OMG OMG LEAVE NUMBERS IN MY ASK BOX.

vou responder esses só em português pq hoje é o dia

captoring:

sugoifancyscamp:

homestuckfan54:

misterbara:

zacharieshusbando:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Someone needs to do this .3.

OMG OMG OMG LEAVE NUMBERS IN MY ASK BOX.

vou responder esses só em português pq hoje é o dia

(Source: geekykristie)

Jan 13 '14

Misconception Meme

belugachop:

hawtistic:

Message me any misconceptions you had at one point about me that you’ve since seen proven wrong.

Let’s do this!

(Source: hawtistic)

Nov 24 '13

badrowboatcop asked:

6, 7, and 10. :]

6. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

No, actually! I think some fanon, especially for les pairings, can be pacifying or twee. But I’m able to retain my own understanding of the pair in question.

7. Asked and answered!

10. Any fandom I’m ashamed of being in?

Nope. Though occasionally:

but I think that’s a part of this fandom’s collective consciousness

Nov 24 '13

longroadstonowhere asked:

odd numbers (and you can pick any/all for number five)

Most if not all of these are going to be Homestuck, because it’s the only fandom I enthusiastically participate in. I just realized I lost my superhero comics fandom membership card at least a year ago, and can no longer present it at the door.

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Oct 28 '13

Violate My Privacy.

  • 1. Did you wake up cranky?
  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
  • 5. Can you commit to one person?
  • 6. How do you look right now?
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
  • 8. How often do you listen to music?
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
  • 17. When was the last time you cried?
  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
  • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
  • 23. Are you nice to everyone?
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
  • 30. Does anyone hate you?
  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
  • 33. Are you a jealous person?
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
  • 44. What’s the best part about school?
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
  • SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.
Oct 26 '13

Get to know me! Personality Types

Reblog with your Personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better! Add some others if you know any (such as Hogwarts houses: not a typical personality test, but they give other people insight into what you’re like!) Ones with free online tests are linked.

Name: Emily

Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENTP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ.

The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.

Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9. 

Hogwarts House [x]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw.

(Source: jethrocane)

Oct 23 '13

the-oziad asked:

Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself and pass it on to 10 of your favourite followers!

Okkkk I won’t pass it along but I will answer the questions! Thank you for the implied compliment!

1) I have 4 side blogs, not including this one: an inspiration blog, a nsfw blog, a blog for my thesis, and a blog where I post private text posts nobody but me and people who check to see if that url is taken will ever see

2) One of the things that helped me come out to myself at age 19 was a mad crush on one of my professors, and I have absolutely no regrets because she kicks ass. On that day I learned I have excellent taste, if not the worst gaydar and a regrettable tendency to fall for unavailable women

3) I am- at least- a 4th generation American. I appear v. Nordic and also German because that is what most of my lineage is (also some Scottish and Ukrainian Jewish). But all this ancestry is mostly just a conversation piece given my fully assimilated white American cultural identity. One of the only things that remain of, for example, my Dutch background, is me and my mother’s love of blue cheese.

4) I was raised Protestant and boy, have I defected

5) It took me six years to graduate college due to severe anxiety *KICKS ACADEMIA IN THE FACE, THEN APPLIES TO GRADUATE SCHOOL LIKE A SUCKER… AFTER I GET A JOB, SAVE UP SOME MONEY, AND LEARN TO COPE A LITTLE BETTER LOL*