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this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
Ah
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Remember these?
Snake: Invisibility
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Dragon: Combustion
Rabbit: Super Speed
Monkey: Animorph
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength
Horse: Healing
Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis
Dog: Immortality
-Geeks out-
holy crap these are awesome. do want.
I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE
ONE MORE THING
MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC
HeaT BEAM EYES
Levitation plus speed equals flight!
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#1 Must Have: A Blog to Celebrate Queer Culture
When A. Slaven was growing up in rural Ohio, she didn’t identify as anything but a weirdo. “There was so little context for being a queer person in the place where I’m from,” she says. “I didn’t even think about it. I just always felt very different.” It was only when she left the sticks for college in a nearby city — and developed her first reciprocated girlcrush — that she realized there was a name for the way she felt: Queer. Suddenly life was less lonely.
Now 33 and living in Seattle, Slaven is a librarian by day and club promoter by night. Along with her creative partner, lawyer/photographer Adrien Leavitt, she’s the brains behind #1 Must Have — a blog (named for the Sleater-Kinney song) and photozine documenting queer culture. For the last year, the two friends have been posting color portraits of the Seattle queer community — sans captions. The point is to show how queer people of all ages live. We caught up with Slaven as she prepared for the project’s New York gallery debut, at the Leslie-Lohman Museum of Gay and Lesbian Art.
Why start a zine about queer culture?
Part of why we started doing it is that the It Gets Better Project got so popular. We don’t think that you should just suck it up in high school and wait. We wanted to represent taking charge, empowering yourself, not just waiting it out and hoping that some day we can adopt a kid and shop at Whole Foods.
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Janelle Monáe ft. Saul Williams - Dance or Die
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