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Emily: an undergrad stretched too thin. Takes works of fiction very seriously. Has shitty praxis. Loves ladies, aesthetics, queerness, ALL the colors, robots, aliens, and a good story. She reblogs Hindi media, comics, fashion, Homestuck, children's cartoons, and good journalism. She's a classy lady.

Posts tagged d and d

Mar 31 '12

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DM: You should start a collection of major villain's heads.

Mar 31 '12

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DM: You people should explain Balfrin.
Simon: He's a guy we met in a town once.
DM: What a great explanation!

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Mar 31 '12

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DM: Okay, you caught the sail. Now make another check to construct a parachute in 8 seconds.
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DM: Admittedly it is not the best parachute ever made.
Vincent: Do I even know what a parachute is?
DM: No.

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Mar 31 '12

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DM: Yeah, I guess I should calculate your fall damage now. Don't worry, it's halved because of the bed you're on.

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Mar 31 '12

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Aaron: While we’re falling, can I beat the shit out of this guy?

DM: Yes, you can beat the shit out of the guy who’s already unconscious.

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Mar 31 '12

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DM: Do you remember that side of the building that used to be there?
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DM: That means you and that guy and the bed are free-falling. I'll deal with you in a minute.

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Mar 31 '12

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Dungeons and Dragons, y'all

Margaret: I'm going to go punch that guy.
DM: You go punch that guy, Margaret.
Two other players: You go punch that guy, Glen Coco.

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